I can’t think why anyone would want to write a letter to the Daily Mail but if you were that way inclined, here’s a handy list from Listopia (courtesy of badjournalism) of useful phrases and words to make your vitriol spitting that little bit easier.
but then I suppose it would be against their “human rights”
License Payer’s Money
so-called “experts”
But then, I suppose my views don’t count – I was only born here.
do-gooders
sick and tired
hard working families
Guardianistas
the nanny state
I’d pull the lever myself
rip-off Britain
our masters in Brussels
and for what, eh?
something for nothing
nothing to hide, nothing to fear
I utterly abhor everything the BNP stands for. However…
eco-nazis
the British taxpayer
you couldn’t make it up
here we go again
our brave boys
Gordon Clown
encourages paedophiles
this multicultural nonsense
PC idiots
if they don’t like it, nobody’s forcing them to live here
of course in those days the bobby would simply give them a clip round the ear
moslem [sic]
…and immigration that is out of control. – Steve Guff (ex-pat), Alicante, Spain
the politically correct brigade
lest we forget
I, for one…
now I’m not racist, but…
methinks
the silent majority
we simply pulled up our knickers and went home for a bath
Nu-Liar-Bore
Robert Kilroy-Silk
The British FRAUDcasting Corporation
Jackboot Jacqui and Harriet Harperson
If it hadn’t been for…………
Police Farce
bleeding-heart liberals
– – -ist nonsense
as I’m sure no one needs reminding
in this day and age
…and his ilk
state hand-outs
in these troubled times
would have been birched on The Isle Of Man, and deservedly so.
only pleased my father is too befuddled to realise.
and the sooner the better.
it didn’t do ME any harm
fought and died for this country
If they like it so much, why don’t they go live there?
Slippery slope
I have plenty of ethnic friends myself, but…
So much for our “green and pleasant land”.
it beggars belief
but if that were true we would all have sickle cell anaemia too wouldn’t we?
There’s no such thing as foreign culture.
not a million miles from what Hitler was trying to do
all right-minded people will agree
the loony left
left to pick up the pieces
why, oh why
the licence payer
the thin end of the wedge
this sick filth
young people of today
Enoch Powell
it’s a disgrace
the persecution of fine upstanding citizens
hanging’s too good for them
Maggie
bring back National Service
capital punishment
at the end of the day
what has the world come to where we live in fear of being stabbed up by a youth?
he/she forgets we saved his/her country from the Nazis.
why don’t they leave?
Them in Brussels
UKIP seem like the only answer
so-called `democracy’
Did our grandfathers fight and die for…
the Gnomes of Zurich
pandering to the liberal media
Frankly, what price free speech?
I earned it through hard work
Entitlement culture
Say what you like about Thatcher, at least she had the courage and plain common sense to …
I’m pretty sure that if I wandered around in a balaclava, for instance,
You could leave your front door off it’s hinges when you went on holiday
Am I the only one who thinks…?
The film contains frequent swearing and violence and is expected to prove popular
Eurocrats
But I suppose you can’t say that these days.
jobsworth
I am 92 years young
can’t make a non-vegetable thali without breaking a few animals.
