I can’t think why anyone would want to write a letter to the Daily Mail but if you were that way inclined, here’s a handy list from Listopia (courtesy of badjournalism) of useful phrases and words to make your vitriol spitting that little bit easier.
- but then I suppose it would be against their “human rights”
- License Payer’s Money
- so-called “experts”
- But then, I suppose my views don’t count – I was only born here.
- do-gooders
- sick and tired
- hard working families
- Guardianistas
- the nanny state
- I’d pull the lever myself
- rip-off Britain
- our masters in Brussels
- and for what, eh?
- something for nothing
- nothing to hide, nothing to fear
- I utterly abhor everything the BNP stands for. However…
- eco-nazis
- the British taxpayer
- you couldn’t make it up
- here we go again
- our brave boys
- Gordon Clown
- encourages paedophiles
- this multicultural nonsense
- PC idiots
- if they don’t like it, nobody’s forcing them to live here
- of course in those days the bobby would simply give them a clip round the ear
- moslem [sic]
- …and immigration that is out of control. – Steve Guff (ex-pat), Alicante, Spain
- the politically correct brigade
- lest we forget
- I, for one…
- now I’m not racist, but…
- methinks
- the silent majority
- we simply pulled up our knickers and went home for a bath
- Nu-Liar-Bore
- Robert Kilroy-Silk
- The British FRAUDcasting Corporation
- Jackboot Jacqui and Harriet Harperson
- If it hadn’t been for…………
- Police Farce
- bleeding-heart liberals
- – – -ist nonsense
- as I’m sure no one needs reminding
- in this day and age
- …and his ilk
- state hand-outs
- in these troubled times
- would have been birched on The Isle Of Man, and deservedly so.
- only pleased my father is too befuddled to realise.
- and the sooner the better.
- it didn’t do ME any harm
- fought and died for this country
- If they like it so much, why don’t they go live there?
- Slippery slope
- I have plenty of ethnic friends myself, but…
- So much for our “green and pleasant land”.
- it beggars belief
- but if that were true we would all have sickle cell anaemia too wouldn’t we?
- There’s no such thing as foreign culture.
- not a million miles from what Hitler was trying to do
- all right-minded people will agree
- the loony left
- left to pick up the pieces
- why, oh why
- the licence payer
- the thin end of the wedge
- this sick filth
- young people of today
- Enoch Powell
- it’s a disgrace
- the persecution of fine upstanding citizens
- hanging’s too good for them
- Maggie
- bring back National Service
- capital punishment
- at the end of the day
- what has the world come to where we live in fear of being stabbed up by a youth?
- he/she forgets we saved his/her country from the Nazis.
- why don’t they leave?
- Them in Brussels
- UKIP seem like the only answer
- so-called `democracy’
- Did our grandfathers fight and die for…
- the Gnomes of Zurich
- pandering to the liberal media
- Frankly, what price free speech?
- I earned it through hard work
- Entitlement culture
- Say what you like about Thatcher, at least she had the courage and plain common sense to …
- I’m pretty sure that if I wandered around in a balaclava, for instance,
- You could leave your front door off it’s hinges when you went on holiday
- Am I the only one who thinks…?
- The film contains frequent swearing and violence and is expected to prove popular
- Eurocrats
- But I suppose you can’t say that these days.
- jobsworth
- I am 92 years young
- can’t make a non-vegetable thali without breaking a few animals.
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