Useful phrases for a Dear Daily Mail letter

I can’t think why anyone would want to write a letter to the Daily Mail but if you were that way inclined, here’s a handy list from Listopia (courtesy of badjournalism) of useful phrases and words to make your vitriol spitting that little bit easier.

1. but then I suppose it would be against their “human rights” 
2. License Payer’s Money
3. so-called “experts”
4. But then, I suppose my views don’t count – I was only born here. 
5. do-gooders 
6. sick and tired 
7. hard working families
8. Guardianistas 
9. the nanny state
10. I’d pull the lever myself
11. rip-off Britain
12. our masters in Brussels
13. and for what, eh?
14. something for nothing
15. nothing to hide, nothing to fear 
16. I utterly abhor everything the BNP stands for. However… 
17. eco-nazis
18. the British taxpayer
19. you couldn’t make it up
20. here we go again
21. our brave boys
22. Gordon Clown
23. encourages paedophiles 
24. this multicultural nonsense
25. PC idiots
26. if they don’t like it, nobody’s forcing them to live here
27. of course in those days the bobby would simply give them a clip round the ear
28. moslem [sic]
29. …and immigration that is out of control. – Steve Guff (ex-pat), Alicante, Spain
30. the politically correct brigade
31. lest we forget
32. I, for one… 
33. now I’m not racist, but…
34. methinks
35. the silent majority
36. we simply pulled up our knickers and went home for a bath
37. Nu-Liar-Bore 
38. Robert Kilroy-Silk 
39. The British FRAUDcasting Corporation
40. Jackboot Jacqui and Harriet Harperson
41. If it hadn’t been for…………
42. Police Farce
43. bleeding-heart liberals
44. – – -ist nonsense
45. as I’m sure no one needs reminding
46. in this day and age
47. …and his ilk
48. state hand-outs
49. in these troubled times
50. would have been birched on The Isle Of Man, and deservedly so.
51. only pleased my father is too befuddled to realise.
52. and the sooner the better.
53. it didn’t do ME any harm 
54. fought and died for this country
55. If they like it so much, why don’t they go live there? 
56. Slippery slope
57. I have plenty of ethnic friends myself, but…
58. So much for our “green and pleasant land”.
59. it beggars belief
60. but if that were true we would all have sickle cell anaemia too wouldn’t we?
61. There’s no such thing as foreign culture.
62. not a million miles from what Hitler was trying to do
63. all right-minded people will agree
64. the loony left
65. left to pick up the pieces
66. why, oh why
67. the licence payer
68. the thin end of the wedge
69. this sick filth
70. young people of today
71. Enoch Powell
72. it’s a disgrace
73. the persecution of fine upstanding citizens
74. hanging’s too good for them
75. Maggie
76. bring back National Service
77. capital punishment
78. at the end of the day
79. what has the world come to where we live in fear of being stabbed up by a youth?
80. he/she forgets we saved his/her country from the Nazis.
81. why don’t they leave?
82. Them in Brussels
83. UKIP seem like the only answer
84. so-called `democracy’
85. Did our grandfathers fight and die for…
86. the Gnomes of Zurich
87. pandering to the liberal media
88. Frankly, what price free speech?
89. I earned it through hard work
90. Entitlement culture
91. Say what you like about Thatcher, at least she had the courage and plain common sense to …
92. I’m pretty sure that if I wandered around in a balaclava, for instance,
93. You could leave your front door off it’s hinges when you went on holiday 
94. Am I the only one who thinks…?
95. The film contains frequent swearing and violence and is expected to prove popular
96. Eurocrats
97. But I suppose you can’t say that these days.
98. jobsworth
99. I am 92 years young
100. can’t make a non-vegetable thali without breaking a few animals.

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